Brendan came up to me and said that he made up some jokes.

What did the toast say to the bagel when the bagel was eaten?
~Why did you get pick?  Now, I am toast!

What did the cow sitting on the sand say when he saw the moon?
~Mooooooon Sand

He was so proud of himself!  (Okay, he’s eight)

He did just recently tell me that he wanted to be an actor when he grew up.  Maybe someone else should write his scripts.